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Usually, people have some babies first and then they hire an Asian nanny. But grandpa John’s first move was to hire a nanny and he had some babies only after that. Guess why… ;)
Yes, honey, your two bosses, one after the other, and they fucked me without condom. Then, they told me what ‘feeding the cuckold hubby a cream-pie’ means. I want to do it now, are you ready?.
bristeryo: Makoto decided to bottom that day and then they cuddled like crazy
just gonna let y’all know that like 90% of the r/wb/y aus i make/made i do so for the aesthetic only…. if u ask me deep complicated story shit ill just be like idk they kiss then they fight and then they kiss again the end
omowigigirl:ok but am i the only one that <i>hates<i> when a character wets themselves and then they get mocked to no end
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
My Mom Took Me Overseas and Forced Me Into Being a Teen Bride
i hate when i invite people over, and they see me light a cigarette in the living room, and then they think they can light a cigarette in the living room and i have to disillusion them. you dont pay no bills here, you better smoke that bitch on the back
they be like “eddie, show this new guy the ropes” and i be like “yeah, dont get caught on your phone, dont go to sleep, and dont get hurt” and then they proceed to do all three and i wish even harder that i was dead.
wontongod yeah they say that stuff and I want them to speak english but I’d feel weird discouraging them. and then I’ll put them on the phone with my kid, and they’ll chop it up with her, and she wants to learn that “funny talk they do” and
pushingdailydaisies: fuckyeahannibal: Hannibal Boss Talks Casting Lee Pace and Kristin Chenoweth—and a Pushing Daisies Kickstarter Campaign! You know what goes best with a dinner of liver, fava beans a nice Chianti? A dreamy piemaker, of course!
m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT
robotsandsodapop replied to your photo “Look I had to draw them ago”they would be EXCELLENT friendsI can honestly say they would be
dragons-and-pronz-sketches: i mean he’s gotta find out eventually
maplepiano:And then they went to bother Toue.This is going to be a thing I guess.
tastefullyoffensive:🎼 But they did it at the other storrrre 🎼 (via ericschmerick)
rycnbergara: PUB CRAWL - starring Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara
sketchyelk: Good to know that my crooked teeth are going to ensure I never get a date. Hey, on the other hand, my teeth are silly as hell, and I’m doing fine. Maybe it’s really about grammar, and then teeth.
femslasherproblems: Femslasher Problem #59 - When the Rule 63 m/m version of a f/f pairing is more popular than the actual f/f pairing. and then they tag/list it under the female characters because fuck you, that’s why Even giving that it is
knock-knock-its-knuckles: artemispanthar: I predict there will be many posts in the SU tag hyping “Coach Steven” over the next few days and then a flood of “WHERE’S THE NEW EPISODE??” on Wednesday when it inevitably doesn’t air Or you’re
kasukasukasumisty: People who consider Steven annoying for making mistakes and not knowing everything does not understand the type of storytelling that SU presents and yeah, they don’t have to, but that makes me sad. I don’t even get what that
Sometimes when people talk about Chica from Five Nights at Freddy’s it takes me a minute to realize they’re not talking about Chica the squeaky chicken puppet from The Sunny-Side Up Show/The Chica Show. Which were pre-school-aged shows my
Always remember: Connie’s first impression of Steven was of him trying to climb onto his bike, falling over, and then running away while screaming
joolabee: i’ve heard a lot of stories about writers that i love but i think my favorite one is that the dragon age writers called the game world “thedas” because it was originally short for “the dragon age setting” and then they just didn’t
So they're taking down all the sharing sites, I wonder how we (non americans) are going to watch our favorite tv shows
zenith-of-justice: shelpee: how do you politely push someone off of a cliff you have a tea party at the edge of the cliff and you say “wow there old chap look at what’s at the bottom of this cliff!” and then they lean over and go “why i do
findyoureyes: glitterbug9: and then they watched porn omfg the way Ryou’s looking at Marik is giving me FEVER Angstshipping fever.
comickit: creepypastajr: seite: and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years Or they were very good at their jobs, you see Jessie and James both disliked being evil. Sure they put on a great show for their boss Giovanni,
socklessfuck: When someone pisses you off and then later talks to you like nothing happened And then they try to be ‘funny’ and ‘silly’ when you’re still pissed off about it
altusmages: altusmages: My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to have
kouaoi: aobooooty: kouaoi: THESE SHITHOLE KIDS HURTIN BABY AOB BUT THEN KOUJAKU COME SAVIN THE DAY AND YALL ALREADY KNOW MY HEART IS WARMED AND THEN THEY SHOW LIL TINY BBY AOB AND TELLIN KOUJAK THAT HES A BOY I MEAN TBH THE REST OF THE SEASON COULD
danisnotorfire:danisnotorfire: NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING
i feel like this person on our team was just fucking with us.. like i understand it’s quick play but come on……… they were backfill and chose mercy even tho there was already a mercy and so when i switched to a tank they switched
gearr: when someone’s a little shitstick but no one else sees it and then they do a thing but no one fucking notices
redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting
rel4d2: johnlock-in-kneesocks: katyhelena: demigodofhoolemere: this is an accurate representation of my entire life Also applies to TV series. Might I add, they’re reading Sherlock Holmes. AND THEN THEY SPENT THE DAY COSPLAYING IN LONDON
casfucker: a-skellington: So I was watching an old CSI: NY episode and this guy shows up and I’m thinking no, it can’t be… BUT IT IS MISHAAAAA he’s a baby adorable and then they realize he’s the murderer and he just and he grabs a gun
clarkethesharkmacarthur: it’s like letting someone cut in front of you in line at the grocery store and then they win the 1000th customer prize but like TO THE EXTREME
baebees: when u reply to someone rude on facebook and then they delete their comment
out-in-the-open: I love the way Jared looks at Jensen and waits for him to realise what he said and then they both just laugh together. By the way, the question was about their favourite music style. I got distracted by all the teasing ♥.
sixpenceee: did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful? and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would
thedeadkidsclub: bearcuts: get in losers we’re going field-tripping on acid probably What if she wasn’t even their teacher. What if she was just their acid dropping bus driver who would tell them to get in and then they’d dope up and just
cj-thesuperdepressed-lesbian: Alright, so imagine a Zukka soulmate au, but it’s the one where you feel any pain that your soulmate feels.So, Sokka learns to hate the fire nation even more than he already did, because they killed his mom, and then they
blakeblueboi:And then they kiss uwu🌸 Some reverse!verse au Zukka for you guys‼️‼️ Instagram: blake_blue_
piandao-stan-blog: the boiling rock is just sokka and zuko saying “don’t you dare risk your life for me” and then they just. continue to risk their lives for each other.
weedrichards: YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
lychgate: harrypotterfreak333: When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room… AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
cherioz: When I was in year 5 my friend dated this boy and they were so cutsey and literally the best 10yr old couple you could ever get, and then they broke up and the boy got sick and had to stay home from school for a few weeks, and when he came back
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
this-is-milo: no-url-ideas-tho: no-url-ideas-tho: I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING or, even better: totally harmless but occasionally the other characters catch glimpses
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT
pome-garnet: and then they got married
irgendwoanders: Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry. They burst into flame when it is time for them to die, and then they are reborn from the ashes.
sayariel replied to your post: sayariel replied to your post: this is what they… Erm no in the Philippines we call that Broken Glass Cake! It is all jello! oH! ahahh whoops my bad v/u/v thats a pretty hardcore name for it tho dayum
aw they’re bonding
the only explanation is that Blake is feelin those Gay Vibes for Ilia and they are going to rekindle their love for each other and then they take down Adam and his dumb ass together and that is why she is still in Menagerie 🍵
keikibuns: and then, they kissed :))) you can’t tell me that this didn’t happen behind the scenes bye
small update: I did actually make an attempt to speak to the “receipt” blog to try to clear some things up but ultimately it was a fruitless effort. Even with apologies and explainations they still seem like they’re grasping at straws to find something
